Got this via mail from a Friend(unspoken sister) back home..had to share it too.
The Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next"
10 comments:
LOL !
I always wonder at those innocently made comments that make others laugh...
The American humor has some distinctions that create some interesting oxymorons in delivery. I guess the perversities of our culture has somehow spawned the same perverseties in humor. lol
(And you know me I play with words and find humor in odd places anyway.. I am perverse lol )
LOL, maybe I should write about the goof ups I had when I was new in the US.. I still goof up a lot but its less compared to 12 years ago.
oooo!.. now that would be a fun read .. lol .. go for it !
lol.....I am reminded of one here.
Sometime in the early 1600's the Vatican started getting complains from churches across the world that many of the bibles delivered to them had inconsistent errors so the Pope put some of his most senior priests into proof reading service in comparison with the original bible in his collection. This went on for many days and on one of those days an old priest started to weep and soon all those in the job of proof reading were crying in unison. As soon as the matter in hand reached the ears of the honorable Pope, he too was found crying uncontrollably. "Alas English is such a funny language that it has put my entire life to waste".
While transcribing from the original bible many centuries ago an old and probably mischievous priest had substituted the word "Celebrate" from the original bible to "Celibate" in his transcription.
LOL, what a wasted life eh ?
haha good one. can I borrow it?
Sure. Go ahead, more people laughing the better it is. :)
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