Saw this on Momofrs's Site on Wordpress.. I had to bring the laughter here.
In this life , I’m a Woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. Heres why.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl-bear, you get to birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that!
If you’re a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!
2 comments:
what a life those bears have
lolol I think I could bear a life like that ;).
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