We are right! : Joke

Good morning/evening folks,

Here's something to make you all laugh.  No, I wouldnt have done what she did... I just let the grass grow and let the home owner's association make the complaint to my husband. :). I really believe in not interrupting the Natural Process. (yes, I am a Lady *gigglin*)

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to  me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else  to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always  something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to  make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched  silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a  minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, ‘When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.’

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one  person is always right, and the other is the husband.